Total Medals Earned: 608 (From 134 different games.) Total Medal Score: 7,460 Points
Medals Earned: 3/12 (20/490 points)
Beat the war level
Beat the boss
Kill 30 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 45 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 60 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill 70 troops in a single run (story mode)
Kill all 75 troops in a single run (story mode)
End the war level with the starting gun and at least 20 kills
Beat the war level without getting hurt
Beat the war level without shooting your gun
Beat the boss without getting hurt
Kill all enemies coming from the right side of the screen
Medals Earned: 9/9 (80/80 points)
You made it!
Getting closer!
You have almost won!
Time for the bonus round!
You won the game, yay! (You also just lost the game)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 6/11 (70/395 points)
Please tell me you were just trying to get this medal.
You monster.
What you should have done is really obvious.
Liar, liar...you get where this is going.
You found a stalker!
Sure, it's just a video game, but also, you killed someone.
Good luck with your new career.
You're going to be such a good zookeeper.
And you should be damn proud.
...
I hope you chose the money.
Medals Earned: 3/4 (40/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/165 points)
Score 100 Points
Score 1000 Points
Score 5000 Points
Score 10000 Points
Medals Earned: 2/2 (55/55 points)
wonder whats inside?
slow down there buster (break the rock in 8.88s or less)
Medals Earned: 2/6 (15/240 points)
Complete level 5
Complete level 10
Complete level 15
Complete level 20
Complete level 25
Complete level 30
Medals Earned: 20/25 (200/250 points)
KILL Levi Ramirez
KILL plufmot
KILL Jack
KILL Connor Grail
KILL nokoi
KILL SomeApe
KILL Droid
KILL heyopc
KILL MigMoog
KILL poptaffy
KILL ayekerik
KILL Carter Sterling
KILL Andyl4nd
KILL meulinex
KILL SlickRamen
KILL VoicesByCorey
KILL Shal
KILL Xinxinix
KILL PsychoGoldfish
KILL Will
KILL Stepford
KILL EpicJohn11
KILL Zizou
KILL conundrym
KILL Tom Fulp
Medals Earned: 2/19 (20/345 points)
Go through the battlefield
Achieve the highest rank
Beat the game
Go through the sewers
Beat the game under 5 mins
Beat the game without dropping rank once
Beat the game without dying once
Medals Earned: 23/55 (115/500 points)
Play a song.
Encounter a boss.
Get an achievement.
Get a silver on 'In Love With Myself'.
Get a star on three different songs.
Perform a 25-hit combo.
Get a silver star.
Unlock two new guitars.
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